21 August 2008

Newton's third law as it relates to anarchist nutjobs

http://www.wbbm780.com/Holy-Name-Protesters-Given-Extra-Time-to-Pay-Fines/2822353
About five months ago, these so-called Catholic Schoolgirls took it upon themselves to protest the Iraq war at Easter mass at Holy Name Cathedral in Chicago.
Thankfully, these weasels were not able to worm their way completely out of legal problems. Seems they've plead guilty to misdemeanor charges and agreed to pay a fine. They're supposed to be sentenced a week from now.
Shockingly, they haven't been able to raise the money necessary to pay the fines. I suppose when you attack an institution that was already publicly against the Iraq war, that could cost you some friends.
I'm not a good Catholic. At all. Don't pray much.
So, tonight I pray: Dear God, please do not let these little leftwing bitches get out of the trouble they've brought upon themselves. Please let them truly know the meaning of your son's words, "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's." And render unto them a nice, big inmate at 26th and California who needs a Catholic schoolgirl for release.
All in thy name.
Amen.

1 comment:

Dan said...

can ... not... resist ...

Armaments 2:9-21
(9) And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, (10)'O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies into tiny pieces in Thy mercy.'
(11) And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats... (16) And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. (17) Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. (18) Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. (19) Five is right out. (20) Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, (21) lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'